"A cheerful heart is good medicine..." Proverbs 17:22a
What are a dentist's favorite hymns?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Holy, Holy, Holy
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless
Why did the eagle sit on the church's steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda. The apostles were all in one Accord.
What is a missionary's favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
"I say...uhhh.." (say it out loud)
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve
Why did Noah punish the chickens on the Ark?
They used fowl language.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
What is the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can't be topped.
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